"Your greatest contribution to the Kingdom of God may not be something you do, but someone you raise." ~Andy Stanley

April 30, 2012

You know you are a Floridian if . . .

- Socks are only for bowling.

- It's rained on the front half of your car but not the back.

- A good parking place has nothing to do with distance from the store, but everything to 
do with shade.

- Your winter coat is a hoodie.

- Anything under 70 degrees is chilly.

- You know that no other store can compare to Publix

- You know that anything under a Category 3 just isn't worth waking up for.

- You are on a first-name basis with the Hurricane list

- You know what a snowbird is and when they'll leave.

- You think a six-foot alligator is actually pretty average.

- "Down South" means Key West.

- Flip-flops are everyday wear.

- Shoes are for business meetings and church, but you HAVE worn flip-flops to church 

- You have a drawer full of bathing suits, and one sweatshirt

- A mountain is any hill 100 feet above sea level and chances are it's an old garbage dump 
that's been sodded

- You know the four seasons really are:

Hurricane season

Love bug season

Tourist season


- You've hosted a hurricane party
- You understand why it's better to have a friend with a boat than to have a boat yourself.

- You've worn shorts & turned on the A/C on Christmas and New Years.

Yes, we are Floridians!!!! My favorites: #1, #4, #5, #12 : )


(borrowed from Facebook)

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